Log in

I forgot my password

Search
 
 

Display results as :
 


Rechercher Advanced Search

Who is online?
In total there is 1 user online :: 0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 1 Guest

None

[ View the whole list ]


Most users ever online was 8 on Wed May 17, 2017 5:02 pm
August 2018
MonTueWedThuFriSatSun
  12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
2728293031  

Calendar Calendar

Affiliates
free forum
 


Affiliates
free forum
 



the joke thread

Go down

the joke thread

Post by ccfc1987 on Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:36 pm

if you like your jokes then feel free to shre them with other users

ccfc1987
Admin

Number of posts : 26
Registration date : 2008-09-29

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: the joke thread

Post by Gregsy!! on Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:43 pm

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?? confused

Outlaws are wanted!!! affraid lol!
avatar
Gregsy!!
moder

Male
Number of posts : 116
Age : 46
Location : Warwick.
Registration date : 2008-10-01

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: the joke thread

Post by suzoooooo on Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:44 pm

3 nuns in a convent and a ghost appears waves his cock and says hocus pocus.. the nun says never mind the hocus just fucking pocus Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
avatar
suzoooooo
Admin

Female
Number of posts : 113
Age : 50
Registration date : 2008-09-29

View user profile http://skybluesam.forumotion.net

Back to top Go down

Re: the joke thread

Post by Bunnykins on Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:09 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
***************
UNUSUAL FUNERAL

A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral.

A funeral coffin was followed by a second one.

Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.

Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in a single line.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog,

"I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line.

Whose funeral is it?"

The man replied, "that first coffin is for my wife.

"What happened to her?"

"My dog attacked and killed her."

"Well, who is in the second coffin? "

"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife the dog attacked and killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.

Then the first one asks in excitement,

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Join the queue"
avatar
Bunnykins
moder

Female
Number of posts : 122
Age : 53
Registration date : 2008-10-01

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: the joke thread

Post by Bunnykins on Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:10 am

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies.

She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

"I mean her legs!"
avatar
Bunnykins
moder

Female
Number of posts : 122
Age : 53
Registration date : 2008-10-01

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: the joke thread

Post by Bunnykins on Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:12 am

An
old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrances that took place in their neighborhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow..

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?'

The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......'
avatar
Bunnykins
moder

Female
Number of posts : 122
Age : 53
Registration date : 2008-10-01

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: the joke thread

Post by suzoooooo on Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:40 pm

Royal mail have just issued a new stamp with a picture of a clitoris on it.Sadly its had to be withdrawn as 75% of men dont know how to lick it properly cheers cheers lol!
avatar
suzoooooo
Admin

Female
Number of posts : 113
Age : 50
Registration date : 2008-09-29

View user profile http://skybluesam.forumotion.net

Back to top Go down

Re: the joke thread

Post by Lady X on Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:42 pm

haha love that one suzoooo

How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.

Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
Wife: You wear pants, don't you?

How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
avatar
Lady X
moder

Female
Number of posts : 19
Age : 39
Registration date : 2008-10-08

Character sheet
raz: 60

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: the joke thread

Post by Bunnykins on Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:33 am

It was said that a Apple a day Kept the Doctor away. Since most Doctors are now Muslim I've found bacon works better instead.
avatar
Bunnykins
moder

Female
Number of posts : 122
Age : 53
Registration date : 2008-10-01

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: the joke thread

Post by Bunnykins on Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:25 pm

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

************************

An Irish man Goe's to Bed with a Jewish woman, Afterwards he says.....

''You not very Tight for a Jew are you''

She Replie's

''And you're not very Thick for a Paddy''
avatar
Bunnykins
moder

Female
Number of posts : 122
Age : 53
Registration date : 2008-10-01

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: the joke thread

Post by adam on Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:07 pm

The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.

"Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."

The General was very skeptical about this explanation but at least he was here so he let the G.I. go. Moments later, eight more G.I.s came up to the general panting, he asked them why they were late.

"Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."

The General eyed them, feeling very skeptical but since he let the first guy go, he let them go, too. A ninth G.I. jogged up to the General, panting heavily.

"Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but..."

"Let me guess," the General interrupted, "it broke down."

"No," said the G.I., "there were so many dead horses in the road, it took forever to get around them."

adam
moder

Male
Number of posts : 2
Age : 26
Registration date : 2009-01-07

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: the joke thread

Post by adam on Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:09 pm

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain"

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say"

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

adam
moder

Male
Number of posts : 2
Age : 26
Registration date : 2009-01-07

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: the joke thread

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum